japert:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST

sex-nugget:

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

you mean like cutie marks in my little pony?

#God I love this scene #makes me laugh every time #BECAUSE IT’S TRUE #love my country #really do #but there is a reason why this stereotype exists #and I love how River is all #’I’ll save you from the Daleks and the Silence AND THE AMERICANS!’

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

brassmama:

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

frisky-fucking:

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

is.. is.. isn’t that what it is..?

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

I don’t want to die I just don’t want to be anymore ya feel

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thegirldanielle:

i’m so sarcastic that even when i’m not being sarcastic i sound sarcastic

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

waiting-for-the-tardis:

sometimes i only like things bc everybody’s so bitter about them it’s like the reverse of being passive aggressive im positive aggressive